Critical End!

Zombies.  Am I right?  I tell ya.  REVIEWED: Zombieland.  PLUS: Guess who’s still touring!

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In a world where non-robot Bruce Willises are outlawed, only outlaws will be non-robot Bruce Willis.  REVIEWED: Surrogates PLUS: Sweet Valley High?

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Bitchiness and bile abounds in CE!’s 30th show.  REVIEWED: Jennifer’s Body.  RETRO PICK: Hook.  PLUS: Zombie Patrick Swayze.

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Chevy Chase has returned to television in Community, and Logan and Ryan are ready to blather on about it.  But in the spirit of the Critical Hit, we keep it short.

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Looks like a nor’easter.  Better take in the porch swing.  REVIEWED: Whiteout.  PLUS: Arnold Schwarzeneggar Can Do Christmas All By Himself.

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We didn’t want to post this episode, but a 17 year old is controlling our actions.  REVIEWED: Gamer.  PLUS: Logan’s Yoko.

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Dead franchises and dead podcasts abound this week as Logan and Ryan look back on the Final Destination series while simultaneously looking back at themselves by way of rare archive recordings of the Final Destination episode of their old show, PodCorn. REVIEWED: The Final Destination and its ilk. PLUS: Weiners.

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Do not pass go. Do not collect 100 Nazi scalps. REVIEWED: Inglourious Basterds. PLUS: Does anyone else like Last Action Hero?

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You got your sociopolitical commentary in my sci-fi popcorn flick! You got your Sam Rockwell in my Sam Rockwell! It’s a science fiction double feature with District 9 and Moon. PLUS: Whither White Chicks 2?

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Now that we’re 24 episodes old, it’s time we thought about sharing our love with someone new. Adoption or threesome, either way works for us. REVIEWED: Orphan. PLUS: Amy Adams in a goatee.

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We whip out some occlumency in an attempt to divine how Michael Gambon ever got cast as Dumbledore. REVIEWED: Six Harry Potter films. PLUS: Chris Columbus: Overrated? Underrated? Rated appropriately?

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This week, Michael Mann proves to film students everywhere that he’s one of them by making a long, rambling, plotless crime drama on DV. Except his stars Johnny Depp. REVIEWED: Public Enemies. PLUS: Newsies!

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It’s thirty minutes of bile, robots, and the most anyone’s ever talked about Shia LaBeouf in one sitting. REVIEWED: Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. PLUS: Someone’s more racist than Logan!

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It’s our 20th episode and we mostly talk about soda. REVIEWED: Year One. PLUS: Our early years as IMDb contributors revealed.

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The debut of a brand new feature: the Critical Hit! Critical Hits will be shorter than our regular shows and probably not about a new movie, but something a bit looser or more topical. Like a television show with a recently aired finale. Or in the case of Harper’s Island, a television show with a finale that had recently aired before we took forever to release this episode. Still…Critical Hit!

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