FireStats error processing pending hits: Database error: You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MariaDB server version for the right syntax to use near '"' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff00000000 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION S...' at line 1

MySQL Version: 10.6.21-MariaDB-cll-lve
SQL Query:
SELECT '155.2.194.8' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff9b02c208 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '217.113.194.43' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffd971c22b AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT ''' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff00000000 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '"' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff00000000 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '217.113.194.48' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffd971c230 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '217.113.194.49' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffd971c231 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '217.113.194.44' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffd971c22c AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '217.113.194.45' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffd971c22d AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '217.113.194.244' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffd971c2f4 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '154.54.249.197' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff9a36f9c5 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '217.113.194.42' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffd971c22a AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '217.113.194.50' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffd971c232 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '217.113.194.46' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffd971c22e AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '217.113.194.51' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffd971c233 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '217.113.194.47' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffd971c22f AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '85.208.96.195' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff55d060c3 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '42.200.230.171' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff2ac8e6ab AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '114.119.130.199' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff727782c7 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '185.191.171.19' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffb9bfab13 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '66.249.79.196' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff42f94fc4 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '66.249.79.197' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff42f94fc5 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '114.119.133.14' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff7277850e AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '52.167.144.169' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff34a790a9 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '114.119.134.152' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff72778698 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '66.249.79.202' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff42f94fca AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '114.119.146.70' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff72779246 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '114.119.131.245' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff727783f5 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '114.119.158.50' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff72779e32 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '57.141.2.9' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff398d0209 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '193.70.44.235' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffc1462ceb AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '85.208.96.212' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff55d060d4 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '195.191.219.131' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffc3bfdb83 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '85.208.96.209' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff55d060d1 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '17.241.227.78' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff11f1e34e AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '185.191.171.16' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffb9bfab10 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '57.141.2.23' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff398d0217 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '17.241.227.173' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff11f1e3ad AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '185.191.171.1' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffb9bfab01 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '95.215.145.128' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff5fd79180 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '85.208.96.193' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff55d060c1 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '157.55.39.201' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff9d3727c9 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '85.208.96.199' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff55d060c7 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '85.208.96.194' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff55d060c2 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '185.191.171.4' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffb9bfab04 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '52.167.144.187' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff34a790bb AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '85.208.96.202' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff55d060ca AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '85.208.96.196' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff55d060c4 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '185.191.171.8' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffb9bfab08 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '192.95.29.138' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffc05f1d8a AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '114.119.145.193' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff727791c1 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '223.109.252.160' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffdf6dfca0 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '5.183.130.161' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff05b782a1 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '185.191.171.17' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffb9bfab11 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '66.249.79.195' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff42f94fc3 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '207.46.13.111' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffcf2e0d6f AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '57.141.2.28' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff398d021c AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '85.208.96.205' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff55d060cd AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '180.102.110.139' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffffb4666e8b AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '85.208.96.204' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff55d060cc AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '52.167.144.179' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff34a790b3 AS UNSIGNED) ip1 UNION SELECT '114.119.135.229' ip,CAST(0x0 AS UNSIGNED) ip0, CAST(0xffff727787e5 AS UNSIGNED) ip1
Dec 3 2010

IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH: “Piranha 3D” Sequel Gets a Title!

Looks like it's back to work for boob master Eli Roth!

And that title is…Piranha 3DD

Seriously.  I may be alone here, but Ithink that’s a brilliant title.  I can pretty much already see the 3D boobs on the poster, and as we all know, 3D boobs pack those theater seats.  Hollywood even has a formula for this:

3D boobies = Money in bank

Have a great weekend, kids.


Nov 19 2010

This Thanksgiving…

…why not make it a movie night?  And since this film doesn’t fully exist yet…

…why not get the family together and watch this one instead?

Full review coming this Tuesday.  See you back here then.


Sep 1 2010

Critical End! (The Podcast) #64: Size 8 Women’s

by
Okay, who ate the last exorcism?  C’mon, I was saving that, you guys! Why do I even put my name on stuff if you guys are just gonna ACT LIKE ANIMALS! REVIEWED: The Last Exorcism. PLUS: DeskTalk!(TM)

Download it.

 

Subscribe in Logan Lee & Ryan DiGiorgi - Critical End! (The Podcast) - Critical End! (The Podcast) or via RSS.


Aug 25 2010

Critical End! (The Podcast) #63: Down Deep

by
Joe Dante, James Cameron, and Roger Corman.  Guess which one doesn’t have an Oscar. Wrong! REVIEWED: Piranha, Piranha 2: The Spawning, Piranha 3D. PLUS: 3D Trailer Talk and the Ultimate Dolph Lundgren Fan.

Download it.

 

Subscribe in Logan Lee & Ryan DiGiorgi - Critical End! (The Podcast) - Critical End! (The Podcast) or via RSS.


Jan 12 2010

Eli Roth VS. The Killer Sea Urchins!

I think the subject says all you need to know, but TMZ reported a few days back that Critical End! fav Eli Roth was kayaking off the coast of Mexico when he decided to start punching out a whole rock full of sea urchins.  Needless to say, he was stung over 200 hundred times, but if sea urchins have asses, then I’m sure several were kicked.

The actual story (complete with a nasty photo of Roth’s swollen foot), can be found at TMZ…however, I should point out that your pals and gals here at Critical End! think TMZ is rather lame, so why not just enjoy this picture of Roth dancing on a hotel balcony instead:


Apr 20 2009

Eli Roth To Get Awesomer

elirothIt’s no secret that Eli Roth is my favorite horror director of recent years (cue hate mail), so I was both extremely happy and extremely all like “Huh?” when I read this story over at MTV movies. I know you don’t have time to read it, what with your busy online schedule of keeping up with everything that your ex is doing on Facebook (that slut).

I’ll hit the three highlights:

1. The “Huh?” news? Roth is trying to get his first big honkin’ budget movie made. So, what’s it about? I’ll let him take it from here:

“I don’t want to give away the title yet, because I have to make sure I own it 100%, but it’s going to be something that is really fun with lots of mass destruction. I wanted to do something along the lines of Transformers or Cloverfield that was a little more science fiction-based, and with lots of chaos and mass destruction. I don’t want to say what [the monster is] yet. Once it gets set up, I will let everyone know. It is not aliens or robots or a virus – it’s a little more grounded. But when people hear it they are going to be like That is going to be insane!”

Okay, Roth, I’m intrigued. I can only hope that it’s better than, well, Transformers or Cloverfield.

2. Okay, so this isn’t really a highlight so much as a comment: When did MTV start scoring all the good movie scoops? This is the third time that your pals at Critical End! have linked to their site and I’m kinda getting tired of it. Each time I feel like I lose a bit more of my soul. Where was I? Oh, yes…

3. The extremely exciting news: It also would appear that Roth is finally getting around to making Thanksgiving! Roth again:

“The plan is this: I want to do a huge budget movie, but tack on three weeks to the end of it and shoot Thanksgiving. I want to do an $80 million dollar movie, and then schedule three weeks at the end to quickly shoot a $5 million dollar movie.”

What’s all this hooplah? Some of you may recall Roth’s way way way over the top faux trailer to Thanksgiving in the mediocre Grindhouse. If so, you may realize why I’m so excited. In little under three minutes, Roth managed to parody and pay tribute to the slasher genre in such a way that I wanted to stand up and cheer after it was over…but then Tarantino’s Death Proof came on and I fell asleep.

Anyway, in case you missed it, check out the awesomeness below. That is all.