What the World Needs Now is a Good Rupert Grinting
If The Woman in Black proved anything, it’s that I want to see those scrappy little Harry Potter kids cleaned up and out there acting their magic-infused little hearts out, God bless ’em. Daniel Radcliffe has already had a few other things up his sleeve, such as performing nude in New York and becoming a teen alcoholic. Emma Watson has managed to branch out by cutting her hair and dropping out of college.
But what of Rupert Grint? I remember back in the day discussing the future of his career with Ryan. We both guessed that he would go on to be an enjoyable comedic actor of limited range. However, Harry Potter has now come to an end, and Rupert has yet to have any crazy tabloid moments, let alone that major “I’m a real actor now” moment.
Well, Rupert, I just thought I’d let you know that all of your pals at Critical End! are waiting. We know your big moment is coming, it’s just a matter of time. Sure, some people say that you don’t have a career because, well, you’re kinda ugly. But us? We say, sure, that’s actually true. But some girls dig pale, red-headed, freckled love machines like yourself. So, chin up, Rupert!
Listen, I think my old college pal Parry Gripp said it best:
via Parry Gripp