Meanwhile, Back at Warner Brothers…
Warner Borthers Executive #1: We need a teaser poster for our final Harry Potter film. Ya know, something sexy for the ladies!
Warner Brothers Executive #2: Something that’ll get those Twilight tweens in the seats!
Warner Brothers Executive #3: I know just the thing! Picture this: Two of the film’s sexiest stars, about to lock lips…
Warner Brothers Executive #4: I’ve got it!
Warner Brothers Executive #3: It gets me wet just thinking about it!