Wes Anderson Announces “New” Movie
Hey kids, did you hear? Wes Anderson has announced his next film! It’s called Moon Rise Kingdom and *yawn*. Oh my. Excuse me. How unprofessional. I apologize. Where was I? Oh yeah. Deadline is reporting that the cast is shaping up to look like Edward Norton, Tilda Swinton, Bill Murray, and *yawns and nods off*
What? Oh, hey. Sorry. Just got sleepy all of the sudden. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. Wes Anderson. I- *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*.
In all seriousness, this is a real film that’s happening and it’s just as boring as it sounds. If anybody needs me I’ll be sleeping on the Z key.