Kiefer Sutherland One Headbutt Away From a Free Small Soda


Uh oh. He's got that look in his eyes that can only mean one thing: MURDER (or perhaps "taco night").

You know, there’s a reason I stopped inviting Kiefer Sutherland to my pool parties. Sure, he always brought some killer homemade guacamole and a great collection of Devo records, but he was always too quick to headbutt all of my guests.

And now it seems that the ol’ Kiefernator is at it again: New York City police are currently investigating an incident where, and I swear I’m not making this up, Sutherland apparently headbutted fashion designer Jack McCollough at an upscale party. The reason? McCollough bumped into Brooke Shields and refused to apologize. A spokesperson for Shields had the following to say about the incident:

“Nothing happened to her. Jack did nothing inappropriate. It’s not clear what caused Keifer to do what he did.”

Oh, I’ll tell you what caused him to do what he did: HE’S KIEFER SUTHERLAND. This is what he does, people! Haven’t the New York City police ever seen a Kiefer film, or as I like to call them, a Kiefer Klassic? Listen folks, I know that if I ever meet Sutherland I’m not going to ask him to sign my black and white 8×10 of him in Young Guns II, I’m going to ask him to freakin’ headbutt it…with his head.

The full story can be found here.

2 Responses to “Kiefer Sutherland One Headbutt Away From a Free Small Soda”

  • Ryan Says:

    Is it possible that fashion designer Jack McCollough questioned his choice of tuxedo jacket, vest, and wrangler jeans?

  • Olivia Says:

    Keifer seems like a really cool guy, all violence aside.

    And Ryan, in regards to your “One Eyed Monster” post, Chance and I want to see it.