Stop Staring at Me!

No Joke: This has to be one of the worst posters I’ve seen in a long time. 

I guess Summit Entertainment realizes that nobody actually sees these movies for the plot anyway (there was a book for that), so let’s just have our stars hang out in a dense fog and stare the public into submission.  Oh, and “It all begins…”?!  Isn’t this the third film?  They really should start warning me about these things so I don’t have to sit through the first two.  Also, I guess Stewart wasn’t available to pose that day, as it looks like they cropped two completely different images of her face together.  Check out those eyebrows!

2 Responses to “Stop Staring at Me!”

  • Olivia! Says:

    Seriously, all these posters look the same, especially New Moon and Eclipse. They seriously have a thing with eye-contact.

  • Ben Says:

    Is anyone else frightened by how much she looks like a 12 year old boy??