Apr
28
2011
Critical End! (The Podcast) #91: Tweetered Off
REVIEWED: The King’s Speech. It’s still relevant, okay. PLUS: Bill & Ted & Twitter & Such.
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Apr
8
2011
And now, news from the late ’90’s
Yes, Keanu, God CLEARLY gave rock and roll to you
I recall high school Logan and Ryan getting very excited to hear that a script was in the works for a third Bill and Ted movie. This is only one of several reasons why we never got dates to the prom. However, years go by and people change. We got sexier and richer while all of our cool, good looking high school chums got ugly, poor, and drafted. According to Facebook, I see that most of the girls who turned us down for prom are now turning tricks on the south side of Detroit. Take that, you ho-bags. What was I writing about today? Oh yeah. It seems that Bill and Ted 3 is a thing again. MTV news was interviewing Keanu Reeves about his new beard or something, and he said the following:
“When we last got together, part of it was that Bill and Ted were supposed to have written the song that saved the world, and it hasn’t happened. So they’ve now become kind of possessed by trying to do that. Then there’s an element of time and they have to go back.”
Does this mean we’ll finally get the end to a trilogy nobody asked for? And is it weird that the prom queen turned hooker on the south side of Detroit still turns me down? I’m sure all of these questions will be answered in the near future. Until then, have a great weekend!
Mar
9
2010
Keanu Reeves Hates You, MTV
If you’re anything like me or Ryan, you’re still trying to get over Sunday night’s Oscars. Personally, I’m considering therapy. In case you missed it (lucky), I’d love to tell you that there were some highlights, but besides the stunning “tribute” to “horror” and the moment where some crazy honky chick crashed the show, there’s not much to talk about.
Except for this:
Now then, I think it’s rather obvious that the entire thing was just pissing Reeves off, however for some reason MTV has actually made the Internet believe that this may really be happening…which it isn’t…unless it does…which it won’t.
Expect it in 3D this summer.
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