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Back in June, you may recall us posting the first promotional shot from the upcoming Hugh Jackman “film” Real Steel, or as Dreamworks is referring to it, Real Steal. 

Yeah, yeah.  I know that’s a terrible joke, but check out this trailer.  Dreamworks is practically reaching into my pocket and taking money from me.  The only believable line in the entire trailer is Jackman yelling “Let’s make some money!”, because, let’s face it, that’s exactly what this film is going to do.  I don’t quite think we’re talking about the next Avatar here, but perhaps Transformers for sure.  Sigh.

I’d like to tell you that this is some kind of joke, but it’s not: Here’s the first photo from the upcoming remake of Rocky, starring Hugh Jackman in the Burgess Meredith role, and a giant, red, hip-hop dancing robot as Rocky. 

Only kidding, folks.  This is actually a photo from the upcoming Hugh Jackman CGI-filled Real Steel, which I can only assume will be a lot worse than the movie that I described above. 

(Thanks to CE! reader Ashley for the tip)

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