2012: The Year We Make Contact
What’s that you say? 2010 was the year we made contact? No no. I was talking about that other movie, Contact. You know, the one with Matthew McConaughey. Not that movie 2010: The Year We Make Contact. I was just saying that 2012 is the year that Hollywood plans to…uh…remake Contact. Yeah, that’s exactly what I was saying. Shut up. I should know what I’m talking about. I happen to run a movie blog.
Speaking of which, we’re back! That’s right, and all of your favorite CE! contributors are here! There’s me. You remember me, right? I mostly post about Chevy Chase and complain about how remakes are dumb and so are today’s teens. What with their Facebooks, Rock ‘n’ Roll High Schools, and Crispin Glover fan clubs. I plan to complain about all of this and more every Monday.
And then there’s Ryan as well. I’d venture to say that he’s more in touch with what’s “hip” and “happening” and even go as far as to say that he’s got his “finger on the pulse of America’s youth”, which he’s still facing some jail time for in several states. You’ll hear from him every Wednesday.
Finally, we have the original CE! Podcast, which you’ll be able to catch every so often on Fridays. Can you believe that li’l stinker is 100 episodes old? Talk about something that should have died around episode 15! Am I right or am I right?
So there’s your sneak peak at what you have to look forward to this year at Critical End! Pretty neat stuff, right? Now, without further ado, let’s get the old ball rolling with today’s news! That’s right, it’s the first news we’re reporting of 2012 and it’s coming up right now! Look out! Here it comes! Take it away, Logan!
There is no news today.
January 2nd, 2012 at 11:45 am
Wheeeee!!!