R.I.P. Funny Owen Wilson
Oh, funny Owen Wilson, how I will miss you. There was a time when you were co-writing critically acclaimed films like Bottle Rocket and Rushmore, then making me laugh while you kicked some ass in films like Shanghi Noon. Now look at you: Voicing a CGI Marmaduke in the upcoming comic strip adaptation. Sigh. Maybe you’ve been spending too much time swimming nude with your buddy Woody Harrelson…or maybe it’s all of the pot. Hmmm. The pot would at least explain why you’ve had the same haircut since 1997. Oh well. Perhaps the death of your comedic talent is for the best. It was either this or another Meet the Parents film, right? Wait…you’re doing one of those as well? Double sigh.
I leave you with what I SWEAR is today’s (November 5, 2009) Marmaduke comic. I can only hope that the movie might feature slightly more timely comedy.
[via CHUD]
