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I think South Park said it best: “There’s a time and place for everything- and it’s called college.” The following movies are the finest examples of why this statement is true. They’re also insanely funny, highly quotable, and will hopefully remind you why it was worth the money you’re still paying on those student loans.
5. National Lampoon’s Van Wilder (2002) “Crazy kids with their crazy VDs.”
-Van Wilder Allow me to be honest: National Lampoon’s Van Wilder has an incredibly weak script, a finale that revolves around lots of pooping, and the “acting” ability of one Ms. Tara Reid. But you know what? It’s easy to forget about all of that when you have Ryan “I swear I’m not Chevy Chase” Reynolds as your title character. This was the role that finally brought him to Hollywood’s attention and it saves what otherwise would have been yet another straight to DVD National Lampoon film. Rating: 7 out of 10
4. National Lampoon’s Animal House (1978) “Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.”
-Bluto
There’s really not much I can say about this film that you don’t already know. If you went to college/been within 20 feet of a college/heard of the word “college” before, then you’ve most likely already seen this film more times than you care to mention. What can I say? It’s a classic. Rating: 7 out of 10
3. The Rules of Attraction (2002) “He’s not OD-ing. He’s a freshman. Freshmen don’t OD.”
-Paul Denton Chances are that you’ve never heard of Roger Avary, which is a shame. Here’s what you don’t know: He’s the other guy who won the Best Original Screenplay Oscar for Pulp Fiction. Yeah, he could have cashed in on the Tarantino name for years to come, but he chose instead to take his career as a writer/director in a different direction when he adapted Bret Easton Ellis’ satirical 1987 novel. Unlike the other films on this list, this is not a college movie about the goofy guy with the wacky friends that gets the girl in the end…this is a film about the people you tried your best to avoid in college. Oh, and as long as you’re not easily offended, it’s also damn funny. Rating: 8 out of 10
2. Slackers (2002) “I like you. I’ll probably give you a nickname.”
-Cool Ethan I always thought that this would be one of those little seen comedies that would slowly build a large underground following, much like Office Space. Seven years later (and a 4.8 average rating on IMDB) and I’m still wondering when it’s going to happen. The biggest problem that people seem to have with this movie is that Jason Schwartzman is not acting like he’s in a Wes Anderson film. Unlike Anderson, it’s obvious that the director of Slackers just let Schwartzman go nuts with the character. That, combined with Critical End! fav Devon Sawa and a large cast of people you’ll recognize from the late 90’s, make this a must see. Oh,and good luck getting this Schwartzman written closing tune out of your head:
Rating: 8 out of 10
1. Dead Man on Campus (1998) “You can’t be suicidal if you’re singing show tunes!”
-Cooper Looking back, it seems like it was one of those all too rare nights when the comedy gods were on my side: It was my second night of college life. I was in an entirely new world surrounded by strange people and experiences which I was totally unprepared for…when suddenly this movie came on TV and taught me everything I would need to know about the next few years. Simply put, Dead Man on Campus is the greatest film about college life ever made. It’s one of those sneaky films that you’ll find yourself quoting for months after and wanting to watch again and again. While the very funny and original script is to blame for much of this, it’s really hard to mention this movie without bringing up the fact that it should have launched Mark Paul Gosselaar’s post Saved by the Bell career. This is definitely one of those “time and place” movies, the likes of which we may not see again for a long time. Rating: 9 out of 10
Okay, now it’s your turn. Agree? Disagree? Let me know what I missed.
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4 Responses to “Logan’s Top Five College Films of All Freakin’ Time”
What about all the girls out there who love “Legally Blonde” and “I’ll Be Home for Christmas”………I mean, come on, JTT was hot! Especially with those great 90’s haircuts!
September 9th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
What about all the girls out there who love “Legally Blonde” and “I’ll Be Home for Christmas”………I mean, come on, JTT was hot! Especially with those great 90’s haircuts!
September 10th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I have never seen Animal House and I have only seen a few clips of DeadMan on Campus. But I wholeheartedly agree with your reviews of the other films.
I am my brother’s sister, folks.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:47 am
No Real Genius? At all?
Your list is suspect, sir.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Sorry, Animal House is #1 and it isn’t close.